Chelsea showed she’s a real Clinton when fourth-grader Sydney Rieckhoff of Cedar Rapids attempted to interview her for the Scholastic News:
Q: Do you think your dad would be a good “first man” in the White House?
A: I’m sorry, I don’t talk to the press and that applies to you, unfortunately. Even though I think you’re cute.
Don’t just stonewall. Do it condescendingly. That’s the Clinton touch.
Nonetheless Sydney’s mom plans to caucus for Shrillary, on the grounds that “it’s time we have a female president.” Good thing it’s too late for Ethel Rosenberg or Lizzie Borden to run — both satisfied Shrillary supporters’ primary criterion.
Chelsea Clinton Gives 9-Year-Old Journalist the Brush-Off