Chelsea Clinton Gives 9-Year-Old Journalist the Brush-Off

Chelsea showed she’s a real Clinton when fourth-grader Sydney Rieckhoff of Cedar Rapids attempted to interview her for the Scholastic News:

Q: Do you think your dad would be a good “first man” in the White House?
A: I’m sorry, I don’t talk to the press and that applies to you, unfortunately. Even though I think you’re cute.

Don’t just stonewall. Do it condescendingly. That’s the Clinton touch.

Nonetheless Sydney’s mom plans to caucus for Shrillary, on the grounds that “it’s time we have a female president.” Good thing it’s too late for Ethel Rosenberg or Lizzie Borden to run — both satisfied Shrillary supporters’ primary criterion.

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