famous last words

An airplane was about to crash, and there were 4 passengers left, but only 3 parachutes.

The first passenger, George Bush said “I am the president of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc.” So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said “I am the future first female President of the United States, and I am the smartest woman in the world.” So she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.

The third passenger, Pope John Paul the second, says to the fourth passenger, a 10-year old boy scout “I am old and frail and I don’t have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute.”

The boy scout said “It’s okay! There’s a parachute left for you. The ‘world’s smartest woman’ took my backpack.”

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One Response to famous last words

  1. Norma Byrd says:

    We should be so lucky!

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