Hillary Marx

May 30, 2007

“I prefer a ‘we’re all in it together’ society,” she said. “I believe our government can once again work for all Americans. It can promote the great American tradition of opportunity for all and special privileges for none.”

“We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”

And a few words from someone with a little more concern for Americans… “There you have it: Hillary Clinton, the soul of the Democratic Party, talking about taxpayers’ money like it’s hers,” said Americans for Tax Reform head Grover Norquist. “What insufferable arrogance – it’s as though our taxes are hers to spend!”


hillary clinton is a pig

May 12, 2007

Barack Obama was sued by Hillary Clinton for defamation. She charged that he had called her a pig. Obama was found guilty and fined.

“Does this mean I can’t call Mrs Clinton a pig?” he asked the judge.

“That’s correct,” the judge replied.

“Does this also mean that I can’t call a pig Mrs Clinton?” Obama asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig “Mrs Clinton” with no fear of legal action.

Upon hearing this, Obama looked directly at Mrs Clinton and said, “Good afternoon, Mrs Clinton.”