uniter, not a divider

July 30, 2006

“I have to confess that it’s crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian.”


zero tolerance for sexual assault (for people she isn’t married to)

July 30, 2006

“We know that it could happen there––in broad daylight–it could happen anywhere. This is a crime against all women, everywhere. And so we have to say enough is enough. This violence is unacceptable and it must stop.”
Regarding sexual assaults committed in NYC during the Puerto Rican Day Parade in 2001.

“I am so happy to meet you. I want you to know that we appreciate everything you do for Bill. EVERYTHING you do for Bill.”
Her reaction to Juanita Broaddrick who has passed lie detector tests regarding her accusations that Bill Clinton raped her in a Little Rock hotel room. Juanita Broaddrick never went forward with her rape allegations after being confronted by Hillary.

bad for thee, but good for me!

July 30, 2006

“Too many people have made too much money.”

“I am pleased that the Senate Ethics Committee has found that my agreement with Simon & Schuster fully complies with the Senate ethics rules.”
Her comments after finalizing her $8 million book deal. This after strongly criticizing Newt Gingrich for his $4.5 million book deal.

“What the fuck did we come here for? There’s no money here!”
Hillary’s response to being forced to attend a political rally on an upstate New York dairy farm.

not smart enough for DC, perhaps?

July 29, 2006

“I had taken both the Arkansas and the Washington, D.C., bar exams during the summer, but my heart was pulling me toward Arkansas. When I learned that I had passed in Arkansas but failed in D.C., I thought that maybe my test scores were telling me something.”

in public

July 29, 2006

“If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the past seven years, it’s how to hold my tongue.”

in private

July 29, 2006

Actual quotes of the “smartest woman in the world” as witnessed by her staff and the Secret Service agents assigned to protect her life.

“What the f*ck are you doing up there? You get back here right away.”

“Come back here, you *sshole! Where the f*ck do you think you’re going?”

“You stupid motherf*cker!”

“You fucking *sshole!”

“You g*ddamn stupid f*cking fool.”



“For God’s sake Bill, don’t be an *sshole. If you want to lose this election because you’re too chickensh*t, then go ahead!”

“I’ve got to be there just to make sure they don’t f*ck it up.”

“Get f*cked! Get the f*ck out of my way! Get out of my face!”

“Stay the f*ck back, stay the f*ck away from me! Don’t come within ten yards of me, or else! Just f*cking do as I say, okay?”
A warning to her assigned Secret Service detail assigned to protect her life.

“If you want to remain on this detail, get your f*cking ass over here and grab those bags.”

“Personal, trained pigs.”

“F*ck off! It’s enough that I have to see you sh*t-kickers every day. I’m not going to talk to you, too. Just do your g*ddamn job and keep your mouth shut.”

insider trading? who me??

July 29, 2006

“I was lucky.”
Hillary turned $1000 in cattle futures into $100,000 in under 1 year. By comparison, $1000 invested in Microsoft in its first year of public trade, would have garnered less than $36,000 in eight years.

“There’s no evidence of that. No, I don’t really believe that.”

“The conclusion was that, like many investors at the time, I’d been fortunate.”
The brokers who arranged Hillary’s cattle futures trades were prosecuted for conducting the same exact sort of trades as the ones Hillary claims involved no illegal activity.